[This was supposed to be posted on the 26th, Tuesday. But due to some WordPress fuck-ups I can only post it now. Meh.]
Happy 14th birthday Willie Wee Ting Yang. Now that you’re one more year older to adolescence, NC-16 movies, O levels and, erm, national service, its time for you to stop emo-ing and enjoy the rest of your childhood. Before you know it you’ll be running around in the jungle with your head shaved, boy. So take a break from blogging emo posts and see the world in green and blue.
Happy birthday.
